bamfcory asked: -in reply to the "pick up a book describe your sex life" reblog- You know you're cute as fuck and would have no problem finding a really attractive guy, silly.
You are too fucking kind!
thank you though :)
why wear pants when you can just not wear pants
![wired:
[via publicradiointernational]:
The Bonaire Banded Box Jelly is just one of the newly discovered species that made it onto the International Institute for Species Exploration’s top ten list this year. (Photo courtesy of the International Institute for Species Exploration at Arizona State University.)
Others on the list include the Sneezing Monkey, the Spongebob Squarepants Mushroom and the Wandering Leg Sausage. (We’re not making these names up.)
See the top 10 here.
How do we get the job of naming new species?!?! Because judging by these names, it sounds like the BEST JOB EVAR.](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4uthhUFCB1qbig3co1_500.jpg)
[via publicradiointernational]:
The Bonaire Banded Box Jelly is just one of the newly discovered species that made it onto the International Institute for Species Exploration’s top ten list this year. (Photo courtesy of the International Institute for Species Exploration at Arizona State University.)
Others on the list include the Sneezing Monkey, the Spongebob Squarepants Mushroom and the Wandering Leg Sausage. (We’re not making these names up.)
How do we get the job of naming new species?!?! Because judging by these names, it sounds like the BEST JOB EVAR.
sherlock-functioning-sociopath:
“-WHEN YOU NEED THE BEST- Agressive, compassionate representation you can count on.”
OH GOD.
oh, phonebook.
“It’s trolls!” said Bilbo from behind a tree.
omg…
Page 45 is just a giant full-page colour photograph of a kingfisher.
Ummm.
“The Great War forced Ford to revise his international utopianism, undermining his faith that the rational ordering of industrial capitalism and human relations could bring a better, harmonious world, free of battles and borders.”
uh
“Why not?” sounds just about right
oh my god it’s my old spanish text book.
“¿Qué haces después de las clases?”
guess I’m having sex after class. aww yiss.
“I am acting on behalf of later generations”
Uh. I’m not sure if this is encouraging me to pass on my genes or for christ’s sake keep my legs together because the world don’t need no more crazy in it.
Oh dear…
“Welcome or not, I found it necessary to attach myself to someone before I should begin to address cordial remarks to the passers-by”
Oh god. F.Scott Fitzgerald just indirectly called me a hooker
“But that mental model is wrong.” - Switch by Chip and Dan Heath
The fact that this is the closest book to my computer probably explains why this is relevant to my nonexistent sex life.
Some Avengers themed cocktail recipes I played around with.
Also drink responsibly…
Now with added Phil
Dark chocolate cake with raspberry mousse filling and white chocolate buttercream.
THIS. IS. AMAZING.
Want. In. Mouth.
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